PARENTING

Read the whole thing. Trust me its worth the laugh.

A little boy walks into his parents' room while they were fighting.
The Dad yelled, "You bitch!"
And the Mom screamed, "You bastard!"
And the little boy asked,
"Mommy, Daddy what does that mean???"
And the parents replied, "Um...ladies and gentleman."
And with that answer the little boy ran off to bed.

The next night the parents were really horny.
The Dad said, "Nice tits!"
And the Mom said, "Nice dick!"
And the little boy ran into the room and asked,
"Mommy, Daddy what does that mean???"
They replied, "Um ....hats and coats."
So with that answer the little boy ran back to bed.

The next day was Thanksgiving and all of the relatives were going to be eating and celebrating at the little boy's house. The little boy went upstairs and ran into the bathroom. He swung the door open and it hit his Dad's elbow while his Dad was shaving himself.
"Shit!" He yelled.
"Daddy what does that mean???"
"Um...Its the name of the shaving cream I'm using, now run down stairs and see what your Mom is doing."
So with that the little boy did as he was told.

Meanwhile his Mom was slicing the turkey, and she accidentally put her finger in the wrong place.
"Fuck!" She screamed.
The little boy asked, "Mommy what does that mean???"
"Um...It means I'm cutting the turkey."

DING-DONG, the doorbell rang and the little boy ran off to answer it, saying:
"Hello all of you bitches and bastards, hang up your titties and dicks. Dad's upstairs wiping the shit off his face and Mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"