FUNNY SENTENCES

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
"My husband's cheque book."

Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!

Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop.

A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.

ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY. So what? Who's in a hurry?

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.

A girl is like a road; the more curves she has the more dangerous she is!

A Policeman catches a guy who was crossing the street at a wrong place and shouts, "Why are you crossing here? Can't you see a zebra crossing there?" The guy replies, "Let the zebra cross. What can I do?"

Do you know of a fellow who parked his car in front of board which said "FINE FOR PARKING".

Can you do anything that other people can't?
"Sure, I can read my handwriting."

Whom are you working for?
"Same people. My wife and four kids.. "

I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.
"Yes. Meow... "

No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.

Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.