DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical
equation based on the following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows): Power =Work/Time
It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
And since Time = Money,
we have: Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches
infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make
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