ACCIDENTS INSURANCE QUOTES
These quotes were taken from actual auto insurance claims.
1. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided
with a tree I don't have.
2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning
of it's intentions.
3. I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up
when I put my hand through it.
4. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
5. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
6. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
7. The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number
of times before I hit him.
8. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my
mother in law and headed over the embankment.
9. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone
pole.
10. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way
home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up
obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car.
11. I had been driving my car for 40 years when I fell
asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
12. I was on my way to the doctors with rear end trouble
when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an
accident.
13. As I approached the intersection a stop sign suddenly
appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever been before.
I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
14. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I
struck the pedestrian.
15. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other
vehicle.
16. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle
and vanished.
17. I told the police that I was not injured, but upon
removing my hat I had a skull fracture.
18. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the
other side of the street when I struck him.
19. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I
ran over him.
20. I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced gentleman as he bounced
off the hood of my car.
21. The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in
a small car with a big mouth.
22. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was
later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
23. The telephone pole was approaching fast. I attempted to
swerve out of its way when it struck the front of my car.
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